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J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.

Pros And Cons Of The Gig Economy

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Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.

Top Family Vacation Spots

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The Week In Pictures – Week Of July 1, 2013

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USA Renews 'Burn Notice,' 'Royal Pains,' 'Burn Collar,' 'Covert Notice,' 'Royal Affairs,' 'Legal Burns'

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Markets In Turmoil As Price Of Money Skyrockets To $90 A Dollar

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Impatient Nation Demands Supreme Court Just Get To The Gay Stuff

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Family Tells Ailing Mandela Racism Over

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Johnny Depp Now Physically Unable To Walk Unless Whimsically Teeter-Tottering Across Rolling Log, Wobbly Plank, Or Swaying Beam

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Chicago Blackhawks Relatively Silence Boston Fans

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George Zimmerman’s Attorney Opens Second Day Of Trial With Trayvon Martin Impression

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Silvio Berlusconi Transferred To Steamy All-Female Penitentiary

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Cat Looking Out Window, Bird Form Unbelievably Intense Fifth-Of-A-Second Bond

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Nation Celebrates What Is, Technically Speaking, Progress

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Gay Marriage Opponents Warn Supreme Court Ruling Could Put Nation On Slippery Slope To Rationality

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Scalia, Thomas, Roberts, Alito Suddenly Realize They Will Be Villains In Oscar-Winning Movie One Day

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‘I Would Be Absolutely Perfect For This,’ Report 1,400 People Looking At Same Job Posting

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13 Adorable Photos Of Baby Farm Animals, But With Each Click, Another Appendage Will Be Cut Off Our Finance Director’s Body. How Far Will You Go? When Will You Let It Stop?

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Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Music

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