The Week In Pictures – Week Of July 14, 2014

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Vol 50 Issue 28

Snowden: NSA Agents Pass Around Nude Photos

In an interview with The Guardian, NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden revealed that some U.S. intelligence agents routinely pass around nude photos and other “sexually compromised” images they discover while spying on targets.

Mom $15,000 In The Hole With Ceramic Frog Dealer

Everyone in the Middle East is given their own country in a 317,000,000-state solution, NASA announces plans to launch a chimpanzee into the sun, and a local mom is $15,000 in the hole with her ceramic frog dealer.

Marriage Going To Be Hard To Go Back To On Monday

EAST HARTFORD, CT—Thinking wearily of the moment when he would have to return to the daily grind, local man Dan Zageris is already dreading going back to his marriage Monday, sources confirmed this weekend.

KKK Recruiting Kids By Handing Out Candy

According to residents of a South Carolina town, the Ku Klux Klan has been attempting to recruit children into its ranks by going to neighborhoods and leaving out bags of candy containing slips of paper with the words “Save Our Land, Join The Klan...
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The Week In Pictures – Week Of July 14, 2014

Each Line Of MasterCard Billing Statement Evokes Infuriating Vacation Memory
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Environmental Study Finds Air In Chicago Now 75% Bullets
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Moon Finally Hatches
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German Team Hoping To Lift Nation’s Spirit Following Reports Of 5% Unemployment
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Elderly Man Can’t Wait For Senility To Erase Lifetime Of Regretful Memories
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Legal Dream Team Of Coworkers Counsel Woman On Strategy For Speeding Ticket
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Friend Takes Liberty Of Ordering $40 Worth Of Appetizers For Entire Table
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Man Who Watched Most Of World Cup Match Knows Exactly How To Fix U.S. Team
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Prodigal Asshole Returns
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Study Finds Humans Only Animals Capable Of Recognizing Former Selves In Mirror
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