The Week In Pictures – Week Of July 21, 2014

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Grandpa Looking Absolutely Precious In New Baseball Cap

A new report finds climate change skeptics could reach catastrophic levels by 2020, the nation’s gratuitously sexual couples announce plans to wait in line at Six Flags, and a local grandpa looks absolutely precious in his new baseball cap.

Tips For Choosing A Good Babysitter

More mothers and fathers today are working full-time while raising kids, which means parents are increasingly turning to babysitters and nannies to care for their children at home.
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Man Considers Nodding Approvingly After Friend’s Drink Purchase

MEQUON, WI—Seeking to convey his endorsement of his acquaintance's selection at local bar Coney's Draft House this evening, area man Thomas Dodge told reporters that he was considering nodding approvingly at his friend’s alcoholic beverage pur...

The Week In Pictures – Week Of July 21, 2014

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Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl Recaptured By Taliban After Wandering Off Texas Base
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Understanding The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict
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Report Confirms No Need To Make New Chairs For The Time Being
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Police Department Reduces Costs By Using Same Evidence For Every Investigation
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NASA Announces Plans To Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun
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