The Week In Pictures – Week Of July 22, 2013

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Vol 49 Issue 29

Royal Baby Born

LONDON—After months of anticipation, representatives for the Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton confirmed today that the royal baby has finally made its way into the world.

Martha Sarahns

Martha Sarahns, 78, passed away Saturday night surrounded by her closest friends, family, and this random dude who looked completely lost.

Not-That-Important Employee Snatches Best Donut In Box

FORT WAYNE, IN—Employees at Sapphire Business Solutions expressed their collective outrage Friday at the brazen conduct of sales associate Isaac Schuler, a largely unimportant staffer who’s only been with the company for maybe a month and who ...

Detroit Files For Bankruptcy

Detroit became the largest municipality in U.S. history to seek bankruptcy protection yesterday, which will likely force the city to slash government employment, sell assets, and further pare back municipal services.

Perfectly Shitty Couch Sitting On Curb

The nation throws its hands up and tells black teens to be careful out there, J.K. Rowling is revealed to be the pseudonym of Newt Gingrich, and the FBI is offering $1 million for any information on cheetahs.
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The Week In Pictures – Week Of July 22, 2013

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FBI Offering $1 Million Reward For Any Information On Cheetahs
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George Zimmerman Wins Florida State Lottery
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Nation Hoping ‘The Newsroom’ Ends Before Trayvon Martin Storyline
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Nation Thankful That Shellie Dean Zimmerman Was Charged With Perjury At Least
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Eric Cantor Pressuring Wife To Try New Political Position
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Man Who Couldn’t Defeat George W. Bush Attempting To Resolve Israel-Palestine Conflict
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Fox Books Files For Bankruptcy
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