The Week In Pictures – Week Of July 28, 2014

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Sex Toy Discreetly Shipped In Plain Dildo-Shaped Box

Medical experts announce that an Ebola vaccine is at least 50 white people away from being developed, a new poll finds a majority of the CIA is now ready to install a female world leader, and a sex toy is discreetly shipped in a plain dildo-shaped box.

Teens Getting Hurt Playing ‘Fire Challenge’ Game

Police and medical workers across the country are reporting more incidents of teenagers hurting themselves playing the “Fire Challenge” game shown in numerous YouTube videos, which involves pouring a small amount of flammable liquid on their b...
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  • Night Out Consecrated With Opening Exchange Of High-Fives

    CHARLOTTE, NC—Kicking off the evening with their customary expression of excitement and camaraderie, a group of friends reportedly consecrated their night out on the town Friday with a ceremonial opening exchange of high-fives.

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The Week In Pictures – Week Of July 28, 2014

Michael Bay Gives Fans Sneak Peek At Ninja Turtles’ Hyper-Realistic CGI Genitals
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Man’s Anxiety Not About To Let Depression Muscle In On Turf
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Study Finds High School Students Retain Only One-Third Of Obsolete Curriculum Over Summer
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Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handed
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Man In Elevator In On Conversation Now
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New Anti-Abortion Legislation Requires Doctors To Scale 18-Foot Wall Surrounding Clinic
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Roommates Still Don’t Know Each Other Well Enough To Not Speak
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Lifeguard Would Save Drowning Man, But Who Is He To Play God?
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Report: Climate Change Skeptics Could Reach Catastrophic Levels By 2020
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Study Finds Only 5% Of Americans Have Correct Amount Of Pride In Country
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Bud Selig Still Hoping To See Game At Every Major League Baseball Stadium
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Frustrated Employee No Longer Even Trying To Hide GRE Study Books
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Israel: Palestinians Given Ample Time To Evacuate To Nearby Bombing Sites
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Obama To Cut Costs By Packing Lunch Every Day For U.S. Populace
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Nation’s Gratuitously Sexual Couples Announce Plans To Wait In Line At Six Flags
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