The Week In Pictures – Week Of July 7, 2014

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Vol 50 Issue 27

Mick Jagger Blamed For Brazil’s Historic World Cup Defeat

Some Brazilians are blaming Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger for their nation’s humiliating 7-1 loss to Germany in the World Cup semifinals Tuesday, suggesting he regularly jinxes teams he cheers for and that the yellow and green jersey he wor...
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The Week In Pictures – Week Of July 7, 2014

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