The Week In Pictures – Week Of June 17, 2013

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Vol 49 Issue 24

More White Americans Dying Than Being Born

According to the U.S. Census Bureau, for the first time in modern history, more white Americans are dying than being born, with whites predicted to fall below 50 percent of the population by 2043.

NSA: Surveillance Thwarted ‘Dozens’ Of Terrorist Acts

The NSA chief claimed that his agency’s phone and internet surveillance programs had stopped “dozens” of acts of terrorism, and the FBI director added that, had the programs been in place at the time, the government could have also preve...
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Comfort

  • Child Visiting Ellis Island Sees Where Grandparents Once Toured

    ELLIS ISLAND, NY—Pausing to imagine the throngs of people who must have arrived with them that day back in 1994, 12-year-old Max Bertrand reportedly spent his visit to Ellis Island this afternoon walking around the same immigrant station his grandparents once toured.

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  • Night Out Consecrated With Opening Exchange Of High-Fives

    CHARLOTTE, NC—Kicking off the evening with their customary expression of excitement and camaraderie, a group of friends reportedly consecrated their night out on the town Friday with a ceremonial opening exchange of high-fives.

The Week In Pictures – Week Of June 17, 2013

George R. R. Martin Kills Off Whole Family
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Lockheed Martin Engineer Told To Make It Sear Faces Off Faster
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Poor Bastard Who Just Wanted To See 'After Earth' Really Taking Shit From Theater Employee
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New Study Finds It Is Impossible To Lose Weight, No One Has Ever Done It, And Those Who Are Trying Should Give Up
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HBO Film Reveals Liberace Was Good Friends With Gay Men
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Brendan Fraser: 'I Would Like To Apply For One Kickstarter, Please'
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GOP: ‘We Support Our Nation’s 11 Million Latino Criminals’
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Guy Typing In All Caps Supports Edward Snowden
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Terrorist Living In U.S. Gets Why NSA Spying Such A Complicated Issue
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Weird Porno Stops At Kissing
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Report: Many Iraqis Still Holding Petty Grudge About U.S. Invasion
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Panicked Studio Delays ‘Man Of Steel’ To Get More Shots Of People Looking Up In Awe
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NSA Assures Americans That PRISM 2.0 Will Be Way More Invasive
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Advanced Alien Civilization Discovers Uninhabitable Planet
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Friends Don’t Understand How Man Not Depressed
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