The Week In Pictures – Week Of March 11, 2013

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Vol 49 Issue 10

Iowa Fashion Week Begins

DES MOINES, IA—The greater Des Moines area was abuzz with excitement Monday as Iowa’s annual Fashion Week officially kicked off, opening a busy seven days of runway shows and clothing exhibitions showcasing Iowa’s hottest new styles from...

Albany Bucket Museum

Learn about the history of buckets with a self-guided tour through the museum's four fascinating exhibits, then sit down and watch the hourly documentary about buckets and their role in winning America's independence.

God Worried He Fucked Up His Children

THE HEAVENS—Saying that maybe He wasn’t around enough and could have expressed His divine love a little better throughout the history of mankind, Our Lord God and Almighty Father expressed concern Thursday that He might have fucked up His chil...

Justin Bieber Hospitalized After Fainting At Concert

Teen pop sensation Justin Bieber was seen struggling during a performance of “Beauty and a Beat” at a show in London last night before walking off stage and fainting out of view of the audience, and was later taken to a hospital.
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Scientists Posit Theoretical ‘Productive Weekend’

CAMBRIDGE, MA—Challenging long-accepted scientific convention, a group of leading MIT scientists published a report Thursday positing that, under certain rare and specific conditions, a so-called “productive weekend” is theoretically pos...

The Week In Pictures – Week Of March 11, 2013

Child Who Just Lost Balloon Begins Lifelong Battle With Depression
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Boyfriend Forced To Express Secondhand Outrage
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Obnoxious Friend Won't Stop Attaining Major Life Milestones
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Headline With Words ‘HIV Baby’ In It Somehow Turns Out Okay
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Area Man Unsure If He’s Supposed To Want Hugo Chavez To Die Or Not
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Poll: 99% Of Human Beings Would Prefer Big, Slobbery Hound Dog Pope
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Appearance Of Dennis Rodman Most Normal Thing To Happen In North Korea
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U.N. Aid Workers Distributing Food To Malnourished KFC Customers
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Man Not Sure He’s Dynamic Enough To Work At Local Marketing Firm
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Pretty Cute Watching Boston Residents Play Daily Game Of ‘Big City’
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New Social Media Startup Launches, Shuts Down Within 45 Minutes
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Shady New Wendy's Deal Offering Five Hamburgers For Free, No Questions Asked
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Obama Issues Presidential Pardon To Get Biden Out Of Jail For Third Time This Year
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The Gunman Tragedy: A Recap Of The Onion’s Coverage
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Guy's Entire Job Just Asking People If They Have Time For A Quick Chat
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