The Week In Pictures – Week Of March 18, 2013

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ABC 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. CDT Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Louie Anderson, and other celebrities compete to see which one has the most mismanaged finances.

Saturday, March 23

There’s no Bloodmobile this week. Still have some left over from last time, matter of fact.

Stupid Ponds, Faggy Rivers

National Geographic 7 p.m. EDT/6 p.m. CDT Moody teenage host Grant Brock takes you to a few aquatic locales only a gay idiot would be dumb enough to enjoy.

Nadal Hits Shot Super Low To The Net

INDIAN WELLS, CA—In an interview following his 4-6, 6-4, 7-5 victory over Ernests Gulbis at the BNP Paribas Open, Spanish tennis player Rafael Nadal recounted hitting a shot during the second set Thursday that went super low over the net.

GOP Senator Flips On Gay Marriage After Son Comes Out

Sen. Rob Portman (R-OH), a leading conservative who was on Mitt Romney’s shortlist for vice president, announced the reversal of his longstanding position against same-sex marriage, saying he had a change of heart after his son came out to him two y...

NASA Designers Release Flirty New Space Skirt

The word 'innovate' is said over 24 million times at SXSW, NASA designers release a flirty new spaceskirt, and the next episode of 'Girls' to feature Lena Dunham shitting herself during gyno exam while eating a burrito.
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Man Considers Nodding Approvingly After Friend’s Drink Purchase

MEQUON, WI—Seeking to convey his endorsement of his acquaintance's selection at local bar Coney's Draft House this evening, area man Thomas Dodge told reporters that he was considering nodding approvingly at his friend’s alcoholic beverage pur...


The Week In Pictures – Week Of March 18, 2013

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SXSW As Cool And As Real As It Gets, Reports Marketing Associate
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‘It’s Like Biggie And Tupac All Over Again,’ Says Dumbass Of Korean Conflict
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The 8 Worst-Dressed At The Papal Conclave
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Rigorous Battery Of Tests Unable To Determine If Roommate Broke Up With Girlfriend
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Mom Calmly Emptying Dishwasher As If Shrieking Argument Didn’t Happen 10 Minutes Ago
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Amazing Dance Prodigy Hopes New Ballet Will Inspire Her Dad To Notice Her For Once
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Pope Francis Resigns
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Opposition To Soda Ban Sad Proof That Americans Still Fight For What They Believe In
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Company Immediately Calls Job Applicant Upon Seeing 'B.A. In Communications' On Résumé
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14-Year-Old Congressional Whiz Kid Balances Budget
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Arm & Hammer Representative Starting To Wonder What He's Doing At SXSW
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James Holmes’ Arraignment Delayed As Court Struggles To Remember Which Mass Shooter He Is
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