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Eating Small Meals Throughout Day Doesn’t Help Weight Loss

Contradicting the theory that eating small meals throughout the day is effective for weight loss, a new study has found that eating frequent small portions of food doesn’t actually help people lose weight any more than those who eat three meals per ...

Batman Turns 75

Sunday marks the 75th anniversary of Batman’s first appearance in DC Comics. Here is a timeline of important events in the evolution of the Caped Crusader from comic book hero to billion-dollar franchise

Apple To Diversify Emojis

Responding to criticism that their emojis aren’t diverse enough, Apple has announced that they are working with programmers to add more multicultural and racially diverse faces to its 845-icon catalogue of emojis.

Mark From Sales Currently Leading Bracket Pool

FINDLAY, OH—Following the first four Sweet 16 games of this year’s NCAA Tournament, sources at local marketing firm Jones-Brannon Media confirmed Friday that Mark from sales is currently leading the office bracket pool.

4 Senators Mauled During Congressional Tiger Show

WASHINGTON—Four United States senators are reportedly recovering in Washington-area hospitals today following a shocking and grisly incident Thursday night, when a 480-pound male tiger brutally mauled the elected officials in front of a full audienc...
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The Week In Pictures – Week Of March 24, 2014

John Kerry Poses As Masseuse To Get Few Minutes With Putin
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Mom Leaves Sweet Little Note For Sixth-Grader In ADD Prescription Bottle
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Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Solos
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Sexually Frustrated Woman Just One Of The Guys
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Masochistic Toilet Craving Hot Piss
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Man Just Having One Of Those Decades Where He Doesn't Feel Like Doing Anything
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Study: Slapping Everyone In Grocery Store, Exposing Yourself In Produce Section Still Frowned Upon By Society
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Intrepid Middle-Class Parents Embark On Daring Search For Mythical Perfect School District
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Report: Strongest Human Relationships Emerge From Bashing Friend Who Couldn't Make It Out
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Families Of Missing Flight Passengers Just Hoping Media Gets Closure It Needs
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Hypochondriac Convinced Patient Has Cancer
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Couple Excited To Start Planning Wedding Expenses
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The Onion Reviews 'Divergent'
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Mischievous Koch Brothers Trick Beautiful Woman Into Thinking There’s Only One Of Them
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