The Week In Pictures – Week Of March 4, 2013

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Vol 49 Issue 10

Iowa Fashion Week Begins

DES MOINES, IA—The greater Des Moines area was abuzz with excitement Monday as Iowa’s annual Fashion Week officially kicked off, opening a busy seven days of runway shows and clothing exhibitions showcasing Iowa’s hottest new styles from...

Albany Bucket Museum

Learn about the history of buckets with a self-guided tour through the museum's four fascinating exhibits, then sit down and watch the hourly documentary about buckets and their role in winning America's independence.

God Worried He Fucked Up His Children

THE HEAVENS—Saying that maybe He wasn’t around enough and could have expressed His divine love a little better throughout the history of mankind, Our Lord God and Almighty Father expressed concern Thursday that He might have fucked up His chil...

Justin Bieber Hospitalized After Fainting At Concert

Teen pop sensation Justin Bieber was seen struggling during a performance of “Beauty and a Beat” at a show in London last night before walking off stage and fainting out of view of the audience, and was later taken to a hospital.
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Man Considers Nodding Approvingly After Friend’s Drink Purchase

MEQUON, WI—Seeking to convey his endorsement of his acquaintance's selection at local bar Coney's Draft House this evening, area man Thomas Dodge told reporters that he was considering nodding approvingly at his friend’s alcoholic beverage pur...

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The Week In Pictures – Week Of March 4, 2013

U.K. Cardinal Resigns In Wake Of—Get This—Sex Abuse Allegations
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Proud Species Commits Suicide Rather Than Be Driven To Extinction By Humans
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Culinary World Stunned As Horse Meat Found At 3-Star Michelin Restaurant The Horse & Pony
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Winter Storm Rocky Expected To Hit Kevin Hodges Of Joliet, IL Hardest After The Year He's Had
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Retiring Pope Vows To Continue Drawing 'Papalpuss' Comic Strip
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Obama, Congress Must Reach Deal On Budget By March 1, And Then April 1, And Then April 20, And Then April 28, And Then May 1
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Iran Promises To End Nuclear Program In Exchange For Detailed Diagram Of Atomic Bomb
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Inspirational English Teacher Canceled Out By Every Other Teacher At School
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Report: Chinese Third-Graders Falling Behind U.S. High School Students in Math, Science
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Arianna Huffington Unveils New 'Huffington Man' Aggregated From 84 Different Humans
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Community Mourns Death Of Beloved Drunk Driver
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Nostalgic Warden Has Seen 3 Generations Of Family Come Through Prison
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Pope Benedict Stops By Prayer Writers' Room To Say Goodbye
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Final Police Report: Only 20,000 Killed During Ravens' Super Bowl Parade
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Netflix Sends Message To Check If Area Man Okay After Watching Entire Season Of ‘Sons Of Anarchy’ In Single Sitting
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