The Week In Pictures – Week Of May 20, 2013

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Vol 49 Issue 20

Everyone Forgets To Bring Swimsuits To Coworker’s Party

ARLINGTON, TX—While gathered for a party at a coworker’s backyard pool Saturday, out-of-shape colleagues at Shuster, Layne & Associates were struck by the coincidence that they had somehow each forgotten to bring bathing apparel to the fes...

Obama's Second Term Mired In Scandal

President Obama’s second term is off to a rocky start, with the acting IRS chief stepping down, the Justice Department seizing journalists’ phone records, and Republicans continuing to allege a high-level cover-up of the Benghazi attack last S...

Obama Fondly Recalls Frustration Of First Term

WASHINGTON—Saying that those were definitely some good times, a reflective President Obama told reporters Friday that the current scandals plaguing his administration have made him long for the deeply frustrating, often maddening political climate o...

Nation Supposes It's Outraged By White House Scandals

WASHINGTON—Reacting to the number of major scandals currently plaguing the White House, a somewhat confused American populace told reporters Friday that yeah, sure, they’re totally outraged or whatever about what’s currently going on in ...

Every Glass In Grandmother’s Cupboard Visibly Filthy

Sasha Obama becomes suspicious after doing a little digging around on Benghazi, this has to be the year a local miniature golf course goes out of business, and a dude with a knit hat at a party calls beer 'libations.' It's the week of May 17, 2013
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The Week In Pictures – Week Of May 20, 2013

Sasha Obama Suspicious After Doing A Little Digging Around On Benghazi
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Study Finds College Education Leaves Majority Of Graduates Unprepared To Carry Entire American Economic Recovery
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Nation Checks Out CNN.com To See What Their Old Pals The Tsarnaevs And Castros Are Up To
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Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back
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This Has To Be Year Local Miniature Golf Course Finally Goes Out Of Business
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Clean-Shaven, Tuxedoed James Holmes Charms Courtroom In Latest Appearance
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Adidas Unveils New Running Shoe For Fleeing From Mass Shootings
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Dude With Knit Hat At Party Calls Beer ‘Libations’
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Sight Of O.J. Simpson Actually Kind Of Comforting
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Victorious Tiger Woods: 'I Hit The Ball Well, My Life Is A Dark And Twisted Struggle, And I Made Some Good Putts'
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25-Year-Old Woman's Biggest Dream Still Being Popular High School Student
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Steven Spielberg Claims He Dislikes Black Actors To Get Out Of Cannes Jury Duty
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Report: No Way This Year's Summer Strawberries Living Up To Hype
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