The Week In Pictures – Week Of November 11, 2013

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Vol 49 Issue 46

Jack Palance Still Dead At 87

An alarming MRI shows that Peyton Manning has been dead for 6 months, the Mariana Trench is once again named the worst place to raise children, and a man smoking an e-cigarette must be a futuristic bounty hunter.

PlayStation 4 vs. Xbox One

Sony and Microsoft are launching their hotly anticipated next-generation video gaming consoles this month, with the PlayStation 4 going on sale on Nov.
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Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

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Technology Unfortunately Allows Distant Friends To Reconnect

WAYNE, PA—Providing them the tools necessary to bridge a gap that both individuals say they were more than willing to maintain indefinitely, sources confirmed Monday that the advent of modern technology has unfortunately allowed distant friends Mere...

The Week In Pictures – Week Of November 11, 2013

New Documentary Reveals SeaWorld Forced Orca Whales To Perform Nude
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Shameless Coworker Doing Nothing To Conceal Clearly Flaccid Penis Lying Beneath Khakis
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Financially Ruined Executive Still Piecing Life Back Together 2 Years After Occupy Movement
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Kidnapped Teen Freed, Though Freedom Is Its Own Kind Of Prison, Is It Not?
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The Onion's Tips For Fall Fashion
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Paul Hogan Admits He’s Still Searching For That One Career-Defining Role
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Report: American People Lead World In Compressing Big Sandwiches So They’re Bitable
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BREAKING: Authorities Currently Racing Down Highway To Arrest You For Crime You Didn’t Commit
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Overstock.com Announces Plans To Develop Original Programming
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DHS Warns U.S. In Danger Of Another Eagles Reunion Album
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David Copperfield Once Again Tops The Onion’s Annual List Of World’s Most Powerful People
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Nation Not About To Start Giving A Shit About Canadian Politics
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Newly Naturalized Citizens Taken Around U.S. For Orientation
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Giant Burrito To Solve All Of Area Man’s Problems For 6 Precious Minutes
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Hollywood's Biggest Stars Rally To Save Their Children
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