The Week In Pictures – Week Of October 7, 2013

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Packers Go With No-Cuddle Offense

GREEN BAY, WI—Seeking to quicken the game’s pace by not cuddling up before every snap, Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers confirmed that his team plans to run a no-cuddle offense on Sunday against the Detroit Lions.

Giant Hornets Terrorize Central China

The Chinese province of Shaanxi has been devastated by Asian giant hornets, which are the size of a human thumb and have venom capable of causing kidney failure, with hornet attacks hospitalizing over 200 citizens and injuring nearly 1,500 more this year.

Onion Sports’ NFL Week Five Picks

OSN shares its expert analysis on the teams that will come away with victory in this weekend’s NFL week five games: Bills at Browns OSN’s Lock Of The Week: Browns – Starting quarterback Brian Hoyer will injure his k...
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The Week In Pictures – Week Of October 7, 2013

U.S. On Verge Of Full-Scale Government Hoedown
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5-Year-Old Figures He Has A Year Left Of Peeing At Urinals With His Pants All The Way Down
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Greatest Country In World Unable To Keep William H. Gross Stamp Gallery Open
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Last Thing Government Worker Needed Was Agency Labeling Him ‘Nonessential’
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Government Shutdown Forces National Zoo To Turn Off Panda Suicide Cam
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New Pro Football Hall Of Fame Exhibit Allows Visitors To Experience Concussion
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U.S. Treasury Announces Bonus Financial Quarter Worth Double The Cash
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Kid Not Getting In Strange Van For Anything Less Than King-Size Bar
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The Onion Reviews 'Gravity'
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BREAKING: Daniel Throwing His Life Away, You Should Call Him, He Dropped Out Of Wharton—Wharton, For God’s Sake
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Hostages Freed After Tense 7-Minute Standup Set
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David Bowie Asks Iman If They Should Just Do Lasagna Again
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Tea Party Leaders Announce Support For Deal In Exchange For Malia Obama
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Packers Go With No-Cuddle Offense
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NFL Switches To All-Pink MRI Machines For Breast Cancer Awareness Month
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