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Vol 49 Issue 35

Tough Season - Preview

Tough Season returns with a gritty, hard-hitting look inside the fantasy football locker room of Brad’s Awesome Team.

The Case For And Against Intervening In Syria

While the Obama administration has been considering an armed intervention in Syria following the gassing deaths of hundreds of Syrian civilians, a vocal movement in Congress and among the general public has emerged in opposition of any U.S.

Courtroom Artist Clearly Infatuated With Bailiff

The Syria conflict intensifies as bears enter the war, a report shows that millions of courageous Americans are overcoming the media pressure to be thin, and the nation’s single men announce a plan to change their bedsheets by 2019.

50% Of Americans Oppose Intervention In Syria

According to an NBC poll, 50 percent of Americans oppose the use of military force against Syria in the wake of a purported chemical weapons attack by the government of Bashar al-Assad, compared to 42 percent who support military action.

Bricks Goddamned Everywhere, Reports Psychotic Study

PHILADELPHIA—A psychotic study authored by deranged researchers at the University of Pennsylvania confirmed Thursday that “the bricks…the bricks are goddamned everywhere.” Written in a reported four days, the 20,000-page document ...
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Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

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Little League Pitcher Just Getting Fucking Shelled

RED BANK, NJ—After watching the 11-year-old give up the fourth straight double that inning, sources confirmed Sunday afternoon that local Little League pitcher Dustin Bauer is getting absolutely fucking shelled out there.

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The Week In Pictures – Week Of September 2, 2013

Woman Who Left Room Crying Earlier Expects To Jump Back Into Party Just Like That
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Person Sitting In Parked Car At 2:00 A.M. Probably Upstanding Member Of Community
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Obama Weighing His Syria Option
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Experts Point To Long, Glorious History Of Successful U.S. Bombing Campaigns
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Entire Nation Pitches In To Save Yosemite
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Nation’s Single Men Announce Plan To Change Bedsheets By 2019
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Study: 25-Foot-Tall Asian Women Remain Underrepresented In Media
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Syria Conflict Intensifies As Bears Enter War
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Report: Millions Of Courageous Americans Overcoming Media Pressure To Be Thin
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Rookie Geno Smith Has Already Mastered Jets Offense
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Completely Unnatural Mixed-Race Couple Actually Kind Of Beautiful In A Way
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Word Search On Box Of Frosted Mini-Wheats Fucking Impossible
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CEO Has Special Knack For Recognizing Great Ideas And Ruining Them
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9 Things Introverts Do All The Time
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Bricks Goddamned Everywhere, Reports Psychotic Study
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