The Week In Pictures – Week Of September 30, 2013

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Vol 49 Issue 39

Jay Kogen

Caricature artist Jay Kogen went easy on the jowls.

Onion Sports’ NFL Week Four Picks

OSN shares its expert analysis on the teams that will come away with victory in this weekend’s NFL week four games: 49ers at Rams OSN’s Lock Of The Week: 49ers — The 49ers will rebound after a pair of tough losses in...

Scientists Recommend Having Earth Put Down

FORT COLLINS, CO—Claiming that it is the humane thing to do, and that the planet is “just going to suffer” if kept alive any longer, members of the world’s scientific community recommended today that Earth be put down. “We re...

Insecure Man Pretending To Be Someone He's Not

The world's insect leaders meet at the G20,000,000,000 Summit, a bullied 8th grader incorrectly thought classmates would leave him alone during a field trip to the 9/11 memorial, and a man experiencing his first real moment of peace in years is resuscita...
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The Week In Pictures – Week Of September 30, 2013

Dad Explains Obamacare
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Fantasized Argument Getting Pretty Intense
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New Netflix Gas Lets Users Inhale Multiple Seasons Of TV Shows
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Intricacies Of Meal Plan Discussed
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Man Experiencing First Real Moment Of Peace In Years Resuscitated
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7 Places You HAVE To Go After You Die
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Facebook Version Of Marriage Going Great
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President Cruz Fondly Recalls 21-Hour Speech That Started It All
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Lack Of Sexual Tension With Coworker Almost Unbearable
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Man Who Has Something Seriously Wrong With Him On A Fundamental Level Leaves That Part Off OKCupid Profile
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