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Vol 44 Issue 24

Area Grandmother Tries Indian Food

BLOOMINGTON, MN—Witnesses report Eileen Rutherford, 78, was overwhelmed by the unusual aromas but appeared delighted when a recognizable pea rolled out of her samosa.

Cricket Located

IRWIN, PA—In a feat of extraordinary patience, auditory precision, and monklike concentration, 42-year-old Pat Baer interrupted his favorite TV...

CD Sales Down, LP Sales Up

While sales of CDs fell 17 percent between 2006 and 2007, sales of LPs rose 36 percent in the same period. What do you think?
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Productivity

Scientists Posit Theoretical ‘Productive Weekend’

CAMBRIDGE, MA—Challenging long-accepted scientific convention, a group of leading MIT scientists published a report Thursday positing that, under certain rare and specific conditions, a so-called “productive weekend” is theoretically pos...

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Latest Cheney Tape May Contain Evidence Of His Whereabouts
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Chris Osgood Gets To Third Base With Stanley Cup
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Area Grandmother Tries Indian Food
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Cheering Gets Slightly Less Loud After Obama’s Call For Community Service
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Realtors Blame Housing Market For Slump In Creepy-Mansion Sales
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Hot Tubbin' With Professional Hot Tubber Rob Ryan
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