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Vol 44 Issue 37

Ron Paul Endorses Third Parties

Former Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul has refused to endorse Sen. John McCain or Sen. Barack Obama, calling the race a charade and...
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Top Story On John McCain Run Out Of Obligation
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Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain
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Brett Favre Getting That Retirement Itch Again
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ATM Flees To Mexico With $50,000
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Cheney Waits Until Last Minute Again To Buy Sept. 11 Gifts
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No One On SWAT Team Wants To Wait In Ventilation Duct With Howard
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Michael Phelps Winks Mischievously After Setting Off Airport Metal Detector
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We Try Way Too Hard And Come Off As A Little Racist With Our Dawg Lil' Wayne
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