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Americans Voting Early

So far, more than 5 million people have cast their ballots in states where early voting is available. What do you think?

Swaggering Down 87%

NEW YORK—A wide-legged gait accompanied by an overconfident smile and a jauntily raised eyebrow may soon be a thing of the past due to recent economic turmoil.

Miss Teen Louisiana Dethroned

With only 11 days to go before her successor was appointed, the reigning Miss Teen Louisiana was stripped of her crown in response to her arrest for...
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Swaggering Down 87%
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Third Party Candidate Vic Valentine And How His Strategy To Take The Swinger State Vote Could Spoil The Election
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