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Vol 45 Issue 16

Simple Tips For A Greener House

Cutting energy consumption not only saves you money, it helps save the environment. Here are 10 simple things you can do around the house to the earth AND your wallet a greener place.

CIA Headquarters Disappears

MCLEAN, VA—Silently, under the cover of darkness, the national headquarters of the CIA vanished Tuesday, leaving no sign that it had ever...
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Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

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  • Sports Drink Company Putting First Advertisement On Moon

    Japanese pharmaceutical company Otsuka has announced plans to put their sports drink Pocari Sweat on the moon in a specially equipped container bearing their logo, which, if successful, would be the first time a commercial product has been flown to the mo...


Technology Unfortunately Allows Distant Friends To Reconnect

WAYNE, PA—Providing them the tools necessary to bridge a gap that both individuals say they were more than willing to maintain indefinitely, sources confirmed Monday that the advent of modern technology has unfortunately allowed distant friends Mere...

The Week In Review

Michael Bay Signs $50M Deal To Fuck Up 'ThunderCats'
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First 10 Minutes Of Chess Game Spent Explaining Replacement Pieces
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Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide
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Mr. Met Having Trouble Sleeping In New Home
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2009 Masters Winner Also Given Matching Green Pants
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NASA Embarks On Epic Delay
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Art Professor Revealed To Be Convincing Fake
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Mr. Pretty-Boy Farmer Still Has All His Fingers
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Going Too Far. How Far Is It? Is This Too Far? Because We Don't Think It Is.
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