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Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

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  • Night Out Consecrated With Opening Exchange Of High-Fives

    CHARLOTTE, NC—Kicking off the evening with their customary expression of excitement and camaraderie, a group of friends reportedly consecrated their night out on the town Friday with a ceremonial opening exchange of high-fives.

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  • The Onion’s Guide To Gym Etiquette

    Every new year brings a surge in gym membership from new members nicknamed “resolutionists,” many of whom may be unaware that there are unspoken rules everyone must observe when working out.

The Week In Review

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Japanese Businessman Found Hiding On Golf Course Thinks Mid-'80s Economic Boom Still Going On
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Obama: Health Care Plan Would Give Seniors Right To Choose How They Are Killed
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ESPN Completely Misses Brett Favre Vs. Green Bay Packers Storyline
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God Introduces New Bird
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Cheering Crowd Actually Trying To Get Attention Of Guy Behind Iron Maiden
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Community Gives Up Following Tragedy
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Our Own Patrick Kehoe Writes Another Signature Patrick Kehoe Article That Can't Be Described In Just 8 or 10 Words
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