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Consumers Blast Pepsi iPhone App

People are raising objections to a new iPhone application from Pepsi that offers to help men seduce women, then keep a "Brag List" they can share...
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Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

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Little League Pitcher Just Getting Fucking Shelled

RED BANK, NJ—After watching the 11-year-old give up the fourth straight double that inning, sources confirmed Sunday afternoon that local Little League pitcher Dustin Bauer is getting absolutely fucking shelled out there.

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Sotomayor Misses Supreme Court Case After Failing To Get Out Of Jury Duty
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Disapproving Michelle Obama To Be Printed On All Fast Food Containers
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Raiders Achieve First Down
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Vespa Corporation Enchants Another Slight Little Man-Child
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Vince Vaughn Appears On 'Tonight Show' To Deceive Country About Latest Film
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Area Man Has Far Greater Knowledge Of Marvel Universe Than Own Family Tree
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Dirty Magazines: Why Are They Vanishing From America's Woodlands?
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