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Roommate's Work Schedule Remains Complete And Total Mystery

BOSTON—"I'm not sure exactly what he does, but I think he said he works at this place where he makes these calls to people for these events," said Kyle Fisher, who added that, from what he can tell, his roommate works anywhere from 10 to 60 hours a week.

U.S. Obesity Levels Out

According to statistics collected by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, obesity rates in the United States have remained constant over...
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