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Vol 46 Issue 04

Disney Shutters Miramax

The Walt Disney Company is closing down its indie-film arm Miramax, the home of such films as The Piano and Pulp Fiction. What do...
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Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

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Man Considers Nodding Approvingly After Friend’s Drink Purchase

MEQUON, WI—Seeking to convey his endorsement of his acquaintance's selection at local bar Coney's Draft House this evening, area man Thomas Dodge told reporters that he was considering nodding approvingly at his friend’s alcoholic beverage pur...

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Monster Truck Driver Beginning To Suspect Crowd Is Cheering For Truck
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Science Channel Refuses To Dumb Down Science Any Further
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Al-Qaeda Claims Responsibility For Devastating Personal Attack On Illinois Man
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Bunch Of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger
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Saints, Colts Hoping To Resolve Super Bowl Through Diplomacy
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Line To Meet Sarah Palin Goes Straight Through Mall Fountain
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Backpack Strategically Placed In Theft-Proof Corner Of Concert Hall Floor
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