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How To Become An Internet Music Sensation

More and more, bands are recording, releasing, and promoting their music at home using their own computers. Here are some ways a burgeoning musician can make a splash on the Internet.

NHL Ref Likes It When He Gets To Jump Over Puck

CHICAGO—Fifteen-year veteran NHL official Michael Lussenhop confirmed in an interview Sunday that the most satisfying part of his job is when he's backed into a corner and has to grab the boards to leap over the puck to keep from interfering with th...

What Do U-Say About Mike Brant?

Messages of support for GOP candidate Mike Brant have been flooding our inbox. Here's a small sampling: "We don't need leaders who went to good schools or have experience in government or can name their own state's capitol. We need leaders like Mik...
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  • The Onion’s Guide To Beach Etiquette

    The arrival of summer means that the nation’s beaches will soon be crowded with swimmers, tanners, surfers, and more, so it’s important for everyone to be conscious of each other’s space and needs. Here are some etiquette tips to ensure that everyone has a safe and relaxing time at the beach:

The Week In Review

ExxonMobil CEO Really Hurt That College Student Is Talking About Him Right Now
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Derek Jeter Rejects Move To Outfield By Reminding Yankees That He's Derek Fucking Jeter
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Postal Service Celebrates Another Awesome Day Of Delivering Mail
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Al-Qaeda Recruiting Suicide Bombers With Promise Of Halfway Decent Job In Afterlife
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Ear Of Genetically Modified Corn Begs For Death
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Dead Teenager Remembered For Great Hand Jobs
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