The Week In Review

In This Section

Vol 47 Issue 10

How To Become An Internet Music Sensation

More and more, bands are recording, releasing, and promoting their music at home using their own computers. Here are some ways a burgeoning musician can make a splash on the Internet.

NHL Ref Likes It When He Gets To Jump Over Puck

CHICAGO—Fifteen-year veteran NHL official Michael Lussenhop confirmed in an interview Sunday that the most satisfying part of his job is when he's backed into a corner and has to grab the boards to leap over the puck to keep from interfering with th...

What Do U-Say About Mike Brant?

Messages of support for GOP candidate Mike Brant have been flooding our inbox. Here's a small sampling: "We don't need leaders who went to good schools or have experience in government or can name their own state's capitol. We need leaders like Mik...
End Of Section
  • More News
TV Listings
Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

Special Coverage

Internet

Comfort

  • The Onion’s Guide To Beach Etiquette

    The arrival of summer means that the nation’s beaches will soon be crowded with swimmers, tanners, surfers, and more, so it’s important for everyone to be conscious of each other’s space and needs. Here are some etiquette tips to ensure that everyone has a safe and relaxing time at the beach:

The Week In Review

ExxonMobil CEO Really Hurt That College Student Is Talking About Him Right Now
Read Full Article
Struggling Supreme Court Loses Eighth Consecutive Case
Read Full Article
Man Who Shit Pants In Grade School Awarded Purple Heart
Read Full Article
Derek Jeter Rejects Move To Outfield By Reminding Yankees That He's Derek Fucking Jeter
Read Full Article
Postal Service Celebrates Another Awesome Day Of Delivering Mail
Read Full Article
Al-Qaeda Recruiting Suicide Bombers With Promise Of Halfway Decent Job In Afterlife
Read Full Article
Ear Of Genetically Modified Corn Begs For Death
Read Full Article
Dead Teenager Remembered For Great Hand Jobs
Read Full Article
'You Are Standing In An Open Field West Of A White House, With A Boarded Front Door; There Is A Mail Box Here' And Other Unforgettable Moments From Zork 1
Read Full Article
Next Story

Onion Video

Watch More