The Week In Sports – Week Of April 19, 2014

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Xylophonist Shredding It

Everyone in a bustling Chinese parade is attempting to elude pursuers, newly discovered cave paintings suggest early man was battling a lot of inner demons, and a xylophonist is shredding it.

Alabama Quietly Strikes Bo Bice Day From State Calendar

MONTGOMERY, AL—Conceding that there was no longer a need to formally acknowledge the accomplishments of American Idol fourth season runner-up and Alabama native Bo Bice, state officials Friday quietly moved to strike Bo Bice Day from the offi...
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Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

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The Week In Sports – Week Of April 19, 2014

Rival PGA Hooligans Clash During Final Round Of Masters
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Intramural Rugby Game Taking Up Field For Last 2 Fucking Hours
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Aldon Smith Quietly Relieved Terrorist Plot Wasn’t Totally Compromised
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Joe Dumars Resigns To Spend More Time Rebuilding Family
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Jaguars Surprised By String Of Prospects Openly Discussing Prior Drug Use, Criminal Activity During Interviews
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