The Week In Sports – Week Of July 26, 2013

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Vol 49 Issue 30

Tall Women At Higher Risk For Cancer

According to a new study, tall postmenopausal women are more likely to develop cancer than shorter women, with researchers finding that every 4-inch increase in height correlated to a 13 percent higher risk of a variety of cancers.

Lincoln Memorial Vandalized With Green Paint

Police closed the Lincoln Memorial early today after discovering that vandals had splattered green paint along the base of the iconic statue of 16th president Abraham Lincoln, as well as on the monument’s marble floor.
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The Week In Sports – Week Of July 26, 2013

Nate Silver Warns Against Overestimating His Value To ESPN
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Area Dad Just Absolutely Sobbing After Phil Mickelson Win
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Ryan Braun: 'Never Believe Any Of Us'
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Brewers Worried Ryan Braun Suspension Might Put Season In Jeopardy
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Doctors Clear RGIII’s Knee For Light Tearing
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Greg Oden Suppresses Severe Shooting Pain All Over Body During Meeting With Heat
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Tony Romo Practicing For First Time Since Surgery To Remove Ovarian Cyst
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Golden State Warriors Tore Up NBA Summer League, Reports Man Who Has Never Been So Alone
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