The Week In Sports – Week Of June 7, 2013

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Vol 49 Issue 23

Uncle vs. Uncle

truTV 9 p.m. EDT/8 p.m. CDT The only show on television that pits real uncles against real uncles in a competition of wit, strength, and general uncleship.

Couple Keeps Marriage Together For The Sake Of No One

Taylor Swift enters an alternate universe to date a body building George Harrison, a study finds that 83 percent of gamblers quit right before they would have hit the big one, and an Asian guy has a separate group of Asian friends.

U.S. Operating Massive Online Spying Program

The National Security Agency admitted to accessing the databases of many of the largest internet companies including Google, Facebook, Apple, and Skype, allowing the agency to mine the contents of emails, photos, videos, chats, and other online data.
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The Week In Sports – Week Of June 7, 2013

Indiana Pacers Feel Stupid For Believing In Themselves
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Miami Heat Unable To Tell If Congratulations Are Sarcastic Or Not
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Arena Security Prevents Erik Spoelstra From Celebrating With Miami Heat
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Nation Wondering What Telegenic, Eloquent Grant Hill Will Do For Money After Retirement
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Gregg Popovich Admits Winning Championship This Year Would Mean About The Same As Previous Titles
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Tim Duncan Argues Theory Of Infinite Divisibility Prevents Any Team From Winning Championship
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Pat Riley Shows Up To NBA Finals In Signature Bowl Cut
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John Tortorella Pacing Around Penn Station Screaming At Total Strangers To Clear Puck Into Neutral Zone
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