The Week In Sports – Week Of May 3, 2014

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Vol 50 Issue 17

60 Teens Arrested In Senior Class Prank

More than 60 students from Teaneck High School in New Jersey were arrested this week after they taped hot dogs to lockers and urinated all over the floors as part of a senior class prank.
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The Week In Sports – Week Of May 3, 2014

Robinson Cano Didn’t Realize Mariners Expected Him To Run Their Social Media Too
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Chris Paul Encourages Local Youths To Stay Out Of Foul Trouble
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Local Dumbfuck On Jumbotron Waits Until Last Damn Second To Wave
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Americans Once Again Inspired As Kerri Strug Limps To Liquor Store
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Thousands Of College Football Players Expected To Play Through Season With Broken NCAA System
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Dad Knows Guy At Work Whose Son Plays Triple-A
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Curious David Ortiz Wondering What Happens To Players After They Retire
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