The Week In Sports – Week Of November 16, 2013

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Vol 49 Issue 46

Jack Palance Still Dead At 87

An alarming MRI shows that Peyton Manning has been dead for 6 months, the Mariana Trench is once again named the worst place to raise children, and a man smoking an e-cigarette must be a futuristic bounty hunter.

PlayStation 4 vs. Xbox One

Sony and Microsoft are launching their hotly anticipated next-generation video gaming consoles this month, with the PlayStation 4 going on sale on Nov.

California Town On Sale On Craigslist For $225K

The town of Seneca, CA, a 12-acre former gold-mining outpost in the northern part of the state, is being offered on Craigslist for $225,000, which includes the town’s liquor license, three cabins, and a bar.
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The Week In Sports – Week Of November 16, 2013

Report: Running To Factor Greatly In This Week’s Sports
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ESPN Searching For A Few Loud-Mouthed Fucks For New Afternoon Program
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Alarming MRI Shows Peyton Manning Has Been Dead For Past 6 Months
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