The Week In Sports – Week Of November 23, 2013

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Vol 49 Issue 47

FCC May Allow Cell Phone Calls On Flights

The Federal Communications Commission is considering lifting the ban on cell phone calls on flights when the plane is above 10,000 feet, though calls would still be disallowed during takeoff and landing.

Parents Finally Cave And Buy 33-Year-Old Son PlayStation 1

KENOSHA, WI—Having refused to purchase the video game console since its introduction in 1994, local parents John and Melissa Gionda confirmed Thursday that they had finally caved in and bought a Sony PlayStation 1 for their 33-year-old son, Daniel.
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The Week In Sports – Week Of November 23, 2013

‘Sunday NFL Countdown’ Crew Gives Some Dumb Fucking Demonstration On Fake Field
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Totally Irresponsible Parents Remember To Drop Son Off At Football
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Columnist Getting All Self-Righteous About Rape Epidemic In College Sports
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