The Week In Sports – Week Of October 12, 2013

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There will be a 10K charity run for lupus research Saturday, so if someone hits you up for a donation in the next couple of days, it’s legit.

Onion Sports’ NFL Week Six Picks

OSN shares its expert analysis on the teams that will come away with victory in this weekend’s NFL week six games: Giants at Bears OSN’s Lock Of The Week: Bears – Eli Manning will throw three picks and Jay Cutler wil...

Intern Strikes Up Friendship With Least-Respected Employee

DENVER—After starting at the company just three weeks ago, 22-year-old Wenger Marketing intern Allison Bennett told reporters Thursday that she has already befriended 36-year-old digital content coordinator Mike Fryer, the least-respected employee i...
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Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

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Report: Dad Wants To Show You Where Fuse Box Is

YOUR LOCATION—Noting that it’s important to be prepared in case of emergencies but it’s also a good thing to know in general, your dad announced today that he wants to show you where the fuse box is.

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The Week In Sports – Week Of October 12, 2013

Daryl Johnston Admits He Doesn’t Feel Comfortable Being Alone In Booth With Kenny Albert
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Washington Redskins Change Their Name To The D.C. Redskins
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Most Offensive Team Names
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WNBA Finals Dominated By Minnesota Lynx’s 8-Months Pregnant Power Forward
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High School Football Coach Encourages Player To Shake Off Cognitive Impairment
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Marcus Vick Likely Out For Sunday Shift At Sbarro
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Linguistics Professor Tells Notre Dame Leprechaun To Sit The Fuck Down In Class
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Study Finds Only Safe Place To Tackle Football Players Is 4-Inch Area On Right Thigh
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