The Week In Sports – Week Of October 5, 2013

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Vol 49 Issue 40

Packers Go With No-Cuddle Offense

GREEN BAY, WI—Seeking to quicken the game’s pace by not cuddling up before every snap, Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers confirmed that his team plans to run a no-cuddle offense on Sunday against the Detroit Lions.

Giant Hornets Terrorize Central China

The Chinese province of Shaanxi has been devastated by Asian giant hornets, which are the size of a human thumb and have venom capable of causing kidney failure, with hornet attacks hospitalizing over 200 citizens and injuring nearly 1,500 more this year.

Onion Sports’ NFL Week Five Picks

OSN shares its expert analysis on the teams that will come away with victory in this weekend’s NFL week five games: Bills at Browns OSN’s Lock Of The Week: Browns – Starting quarterback Brian Hoyer will injure his k...
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The Week In Sports – Week Of October 5, 2013

Jay Cutler Proudly Watches Son Throw First Tantrum
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New Pro Football Hall Of Fame Exhibit Allows Visitors To Experience Concussion
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Creepy Statistician Starts Softwetfootballfacts.com
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Bud Selig Credits Healthy Appearance To Embalming Process
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