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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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The Week In Pictures – Week Of July 17, 2017

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OxyContin Maker Criticized For New ‘It Gets You High’ Campaign

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ER Doctor Excitedly Tells Wife He Got To Use Shock Paddle Thing Today

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Tide Debuts New Sour Apple Detergent Pods

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Family Comforted By Thought That Man’s Death Will Prevent Others From Climbing War Memorial To Pretend To Fuck Horse

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Gaunt, Sickly Kirby Takes Leave Of Absence From Video Games Following Stomach Cancer Diagnosis

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ESPN Holds Daytime ESPYs

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Eric Trump Leaves Plate Of Seared Foie Gras Outside Bedroom Door Of Despondent Donald Trump Jr.

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Ivana Trump Calls Ex-Husband To Ask Him What He Did To Her Beautiful Baby Boy

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Mosquito Confronts Partner After Testing Positive For Zika

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Hellmann’s Introduces New Meat-On-The-Bottom Mayo Cups

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X Games Dirt Biker Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Bird Gets Caught In Engine

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God Falling Under Influence Of Powerful Spiritual Guru

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Millions Of Policy Proposals Spill Into Sea As Brookings Institution Think Tanker Runs Aground Off Crimea Coast

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Entire NYC Subway System Now Consists Of Single Handcar

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Japanese Family Puts Aging Robot In Retirement Home

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New X Games Event Just Driving Monster Trucks Off Cliff

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Senator Moved To Tears After Reading Constituent’s Heartfelt Check

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Habitat For Humanity Investigated For Working Conditions After 92-Year-Old Laborer Collapses On Site

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