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Report: 87% Of U.S. Women Achieve Orgasm When Fantasizing About Gorton’s Fisherman

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Report: More Americans Willing To Accept Female Wonder Woman

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Bill Belichick Reminds Players They Expected To Attend Offseason Team Experiments

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Indiana Becomes Fourth State To Ban Great Sex

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Arctic Glacier Called To Melt Before Senate Energy Committee

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Dozens Of Knockoff Internets Flood Market After Patent Expires

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NASA Receives More Depressing Photos Of Mars’ Surface From Morbid Curiosity Rover

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Local Man Dies Following Short Battle With Gas Leak Explosion

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Trump Asks Entire Senate To Clear Out Of Chamber So He Can Speak To Comey Alone

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Trump Pours Milk Over Bowl Of Skittles While Settling In To Watch Comey Hearing

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Trump Boys Chasing Wounded Boar Around White House

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10-Month-Old Pug Worried Upon Reaching Age When Father Developed Debilitating Breathing Problems

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Marriage Counselor Encourages Woman To Take On Numerous Sexual Partners While Husband At Work

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Obama Sends Publisher Collection Of Pages For Presidential Graphic Novel

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Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

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