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Somalia Defeats Rwanda To Win Third-World Cup

KHARTOUM, SUDAN—The host city of the 2006 Developing Nations Football Championship erupted in cheers that nearly drowned out the cries of the starving and wounded Tuesday when the underdog Somali side, playing four down due to injuries and landmines, outlasted the more experienced if disease-ridden Rwandans 1-0 to win the inaugural Third-World Cup.

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BRISTOL, CT—Despite the clip airing on the 6 p.m., 8 p.m., and 11 p.m. broadcasts of SportsCenter, ESPN anchor Chris Berman claimed that “a devastating injury of that nature is not what fans come to see,” in reference to a viciou...
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Year in Pictures: 1998

Stretch Of Highway Learns It Was Adopted
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23-Hour Suicide Watch A Failure
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Hanson Sweeps 1998 NAMBLA Awards
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Judge Declares Aerobics Instructor Too Fit To Stand Trial
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Richard Simmons Fighting For Life In Estrogen Tent
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Nation Healed By Awesome Sports Highlight
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Georgia Adds Swastika, Middle Finger To State Flag
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Wheelchair Basketball Game Enjoyed For All The Wrong Reasons
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Owls Are Assholes
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Man In Suit Makes Decision Affecting Thousands Of Non-Suited Individuals
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