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    Every new year brings a surge in gym membership from new members nicknamed “resolutionists,” many of whom may be unaware that there are unspoken rules everyone must observe when working out.

Year in Pictures: 2002

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Phone-Sex Ad Masturbated To For 0 Cents A Minute
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Smithsonian Institution Politely Declines Sofa From Charles In Charge
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Cheney Returns To U.S. With Full Head Of Thick, Wavy Hair
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Buddy System Responsible For Additional Death
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Cockatiel Can't Take A Punch
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Friendship Blossoms Into Unrequited Love
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Defiant Milosevic Eats Big, Sloppy Sandwich During Trial
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