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Vol 45 Issue 24

Chatter Down 10 Percent

NEW YORK—The usage of common baseball chatter, including phrases like "Heybattabatta" and "Swingbattabatta," is down among teams at all...

Miss California Loses Crown

Controversial Miss California Carrie Prejean lost her title for contract violations that included missing official pageant events. What do you...
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