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Guy From Pringles Ad Convicted Of Murder On 'Law And Order' Wed, Mar 07 2012 -
Rick Steves Cleaned Out By Gypsies Tue, Mar 06 2012 -
FDA Okays Every Drug Pending Approval, Takes Rest Of Year Off Mon, Mar 05 2012 -
World Bank Forecloses On World Farm Fri, Mar 02 2012 -
George Foreman Grill Retires To Promote Its Own Grill Thu, Mar 01 2012 -
American Robot's Job Outsourced To Overseas Robot Wed, Feb 29 2012 -
Loft Apartments Converted Back To Mayonnaise Factory Tue, Feb 28 2012 -
Many Animals Harmed In Catering For New Film Mon, Feb 27 2012 -
Area Man Somehow Less Popular Than He Was In High School Fri, Feb 24 2012 -
Crush Lasts Nearly Entire Bus Ride Wed, Feb 22 2012
Featured Editor's Playlists
Add special collections of Onion Radio News to your playlist that have been hand-selected by the editors.
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Your Cousin Says Prison Food 'Not So Bad' -
The U.S. Justice System Will Be Replaced By A New Prison Lottery -
Smoking Ban Collapses Fragile Prison Economy -
Prison Warden Appears On Leno With Some Of His Favorite Prisoners -
Your Cousin Says Prison Food Not So Bad -
Prison Tattoo Artist Says It's A Swastika Or Nothing
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Veteran Who Stormed Beach At Normandy Still Getting Laid Because Of It -
NORAD Headquarters Crawling With Missile Weevils -
Officer Passed Over For General Still Asked To Contribute Battle Plans -
U.S. Troops Fortified With Hot, Nutritious Breakfast -
Google Steps In To Help U.S. With Google Navy -
Coalition: Vast Majority Of Iraqis Still Alive -
Marine Never Knew What Freedom Was Until He Left The Marines
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Pirate Written Up For Dress-Code Violation -
Calvin Klein To Build Runway Control Tower After Tragic Five-Model Pileup -
New Denim Jacket Bolsters Consumer Self-Confidence -
Small Fluffy Dog To Head House Of Versace -
Visible Panty Line Discussed Like It's Cancer -
Miss Universe Spends Awkward Elevator Ride With Miss Alternate Universe -
Man Forced To Witness Own $10 Haircut
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Phil's Party Reminds Area Man Why He Doesn't Go To Phil's Parties -
Man Born To Party Dies Partying -
Area Man Got His Tattoos While Serving In College -
Nation's Deans Meet To Discuss Problem Of Sexy College Girls Going Wild -
Fraternity Brother Forced To Find Asshole Friends In Real World -
Everyone On Campus Afraid Of That One Bar -
No One Stabbed Or Anything At Off-Campus Party
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