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Vol 44 Issue 51

Emerging Technologies

2009 saw a number of eye-popping new gadgets and devices available on the consumer market. Here are some of the ones that really...
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Little League Pitcher Just Getting Fucking Shelled

RED BANK, NJ—After watching the 11-year-old give up the fourth straight double that inning, sources confirmed Sunday afternoon that local Little League pitcher Dustin Bauer is getting absolutely fucking shelled out there.

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