Sailors Take Warning
    • Facebook
    • Twitter
    • Follow @TheOnion
Show/Hide Navigation
  • Video
  • Politics
  • Sports
  • Business
  • Science/Tech
  • Entertainment
  • Breaking
  • More
    • Video
    • Politics
    • Sports
    • Business
    • Science/Tech
    • Entertainment
    • Breaking

    Huge Animal Jumps Right Fucking Out In Front Of Area Man

    Radio News • ISSUE 44•05 • Feb 2, 2008
    • Facebook3
    • Twitter0
    • Google Plus0
    PreviousThe U.S. Justice System Will Be Replaced ...NextJewish Elders Lift 6,000-Year Ham Ban

    Recent News

    Recent Videos

    • TV: TV Club: The Big C -- "Finale"

    • TV: TV Club: Motive

    • Music: Newswire: R.I.P. Ray Manzarek of The Doors

    • How to Traumatize Your Children Book

    • Assorted Headlines Pint Glasses

    • Cheat to Win Bracelet

    • Your Insides Look Like Smashed Tomatoes - Dr. Good - Ep. 1

    • David Fincher To Helm YouTube's First Hour-Long Drama Series 'Turtle Has Sex With Shoes'

    • Man Says 'Fuck It,' Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.

    Follow The Onion

    Receive The Newsletter

    • Onion News Empire
    • The Onion Live!
    • Personals
    • FAQ
    • Contact Us
    • Jobs
    • Media Kit
    • Privacy Policy
    • Franchising
    • RSS & Apps

    The Onion is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. ©Copyright 2013 Onion Inc. All rights reserved