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Vol 44 Issue 21

Area Man Has Great Idea For Slam Dunk

TORRINGTON, WY—"I'm sitting on a gold mine here," said the revolutionary slam dunk’s creator Andy Rosenwald, noting that he himself is unable to dunk a basketball.
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