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Vol 42 Issue 48

Taxing Virtual Assets

A panel of scholars and government officials recently said that taxation of assets from online games such as World of Warcraft is inevitable. What do...

D.O.J. Investigates Self

The Justice Department is opening a probe to investigate its own use of wiretapping and warrantless surveillance. What do you think?
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