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Hotels.com Information Stolen

A laptop containing sensitive information about Hotels.com customers was recently stolen from an Ernst and Young employee's car. What do you...

Gay-Marriage Amendment

The US Senate voted yesterday on a proposed Constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage. What do you think?

June 8, 1944

War Rationing Board Restricts Nylon Use to Armed Forces, J. Edgar Hoover Only
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