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My Seed Is Pure

For eight years I have been the leading supplier of hybrid seed corn in Winneshiek County, and the reason is clear: My seed is pure!

I have come to assume my dominant position in this farm community due to the high quality and timely delivery of my seed. Come to Schmidt Feed and Farm Supply, conveniently located in Kendallville just over the bridge, and you will leave smiling and satisfied in every way—if not utterly amazed at the performance. You must have my seed!

Utilize my select seed, and your crop will show resistance to blight and drought, and be less susceptible to common strain stalk diseases. If you do not believe me, I will take you to my own farm, and I’ll show you the potency of my seed. Strong, turgid, fattening plants shoot up through the ground in the torrid Iowa sun.

Grab the thick base of the stalk in your hand and feel that it is alive and growing larger by the minute. Sweat will shine on your face as you ride my massive tractor around the grounds of my expansive farm.

I will smile down at you as you kneel and gently run your hands through the moist patch of dense growth at my most precious, secret spot—the plot of land where I personally test each and every variety of seed corn that I sell.

Ask me for my seed and the day you have longed for, have dreamed about, will soon arrive: When the corn is large and ripe for the taking, you can place your lips around the heavy cob, savoring the texture and the smell and finally the taste as you bite gently and your mouth is filled with sweet juice.

Then you will thank me... thank me passionately. For I provided you with top quality farm supplies at a reasonable price! We’re just a block from Dr. Hillberg’s Veterinary Clinic and the Kendallville Credit Union, so enjoy the convenience of just one trip to town!

For eight years people have traveled miles for my potent seed, fighting for a place in line. I invite women and men alike to share in my superior seed, but in this day and age I must also be careful. If there is someone who is not fit to carry my seed and bring it to term, whether it be because of a broken wagon or a dry well, I will not waste my seed on them. My seed is select!

Come to Schmidt’s Feed and Farm Supply and experience it for yourself.

My oldest children rush about the store to fulfill my orders, while I take customers to the back storeroom one by one. There I show them my burlap sacks, heavy and bulging with premium seed proven for its fertility.

Even if you’ve heard the stories, you’ll still be astounded when I pour my seed out into your very hands. Because my seed corn is guaranteed to be free of insects and rodents, and carefully tested for bacteria, fungus, and spore growth.

Bill Edwards, of Cloverleaf Hy-Bred Seeds, often comes to scout out my store. He walks by silently with his hands in his overall pockets, sucking on a stalk of wheat. I lock eyes with him, and the hair under his John Deere cap bristles, but I do not even flinch a muscle.

I have marked my territory—it is all of Winneshiek County—and I will continue to bury my robust seed deep in the land until I am no longer physically able.

Hear me well, good people—mine is the superior seed!

Schmidt Feed and Farm Supply is located two blocks west of the Rhineholdt Dairy on Schoepke Road, just five minutes from the Highway 11 exit.

We’re open Monday to Friday from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m., and on Saturdays from 9 to 4:30.

We also carry small equipment, livestock, medicinal supplies and much, much more, so come on down and check out the entire store! You’ll be glad you did.