Microsoft says their new Xbox features a host of simple voice commands that will easily control and instruct gamers.

President Obama announced today that he plans to reduce drone casualties by replacing missiles with high-range 11 megavolt tasers.

The pregnant starlet has finished reading her long-awaited first book and is currently traveling the country to promote the John Grisham thriller to her fans.

CERN researchers confirm that they have finally identified the elusive Higgs Boson particle and destroyed it forever.

In a rare, candid interview, former Vice President Dick Cheney admitted he regrets that he couldn’t produce more casualties in the decade-long conflict.