A study presented at the American Society For Reproductive Medicine conference indicated that men who used cell phones frequently have a lower sperm count. What do you think?


"But what if all your time on the phone is spent ordering bull hormones?"

Thalia Romanov • Systems Analyst

"So my phone sends e-mail and prevents unwanted pregnancy? I'd like to see a pager do that."

Fred Tallman • Banker

"Thankfully, nobody ever calls me. Haven't even spoken to another person for months. So having kids should be no problem."

Chris Wilhelm • Kevlar Tailor