Utah Fans Concerned As Jazz Break Huddle By Shouting 'Kill The Mormons'
SALT LAKE CITY—An uneasy sense of anxiety overtook the crowd at EnergySolutions Arena Sunday as fans watched a pumped-up Jazz team break their pregame ...
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Shots Of Indianapolis Skyline To Depress Nation During Final Four Broadcast
WASHINGTON—Shots of the Indianapolis skyline scheduled to air during the 2010 Final Four will be extremely depressing and will momentarily infuse viewers with a ...
Maple Syrup Is An Excellent Way To Enhance The Flavor Of Pancakes And Waffles vs. I Thought We Were Going To Talk About The Proliferation Of Nuclear Weapons
Point Maple Syrup Is An Excellent Way To Enhance The Flavor Of Pancakes And Waffles If there's one thing that almost anyone can agree ...
Texas' New Textbooks
Because of a belief that academia skews too far to the left, the Texas Board of Education voted 10 to 5 in favor of buying ...
Real Estate Developers Push To Rebrand Murder Heights Neighborhood Of Baltimore
BALTIMORE—"From Blunt Force Trauma Avenue all the way down to Corpse Dump Pier, it's the dawning of a new day for this beloved ...
Wal-Mart Cuts Over 13,000 Of What It Calls Jobs
BENTONVILLE, AR—"First, we tried cutting what is hard for me in good conscience to even call benefits,” said Wal-Mart CEO Mike Duke. "We even ...
Department Of Interior Employee Caught Embezzling 50,000 Wolves
BILLINGS, MT—In what is being called the largest wildlife embezzlement scheme in more than 40 years, Department of Interior employee Stephen...
Travel Channel Blows Its 'Bed And Breakfasts Of New England' Wad
GARRETT, MD—After airing four consecutive days of programming devoted to mulled cider, antique weather vanes, and changing foliage, the...
University Of Illinois Researchers Find Link Between Attending University Of Illinois, Receiving Solid Education At Great Price
URBANA, IL—According to a new study conducted by researchers at the University of Illinois, there is a strong correlation between enrolling...
Thousands Of Abandoned, Foreclosed Homes Threatened By Florida Hurricane
FORT MEYERS, FL—According to meteorologists, the massive storm could make as many as 3 million residents every bit as homeless as they've been ...
New York Fighting Homelessness
New York City is currently offering its homeless a one-way flight to a city where they have relatives with whom they can stay. What else ...
How To Save California
With the federal government refusing to lend its assistance, the State of California is in dire financial straits. Here are some of the budget...
Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
WICHITA FALLS, TX—"I have nothing personal against Americans," said Texas Governor Rick Perry. "I just think they should stay in America, where they belong."
For Gay Couple, Fulfilling Lifelong Dream Of Marriage Not Worth Moving To Iowa
NEW YORK—Having their sworn commitment to each other and all related rights therein recognized by the highest court of a sovereign U.S....
Two Dozen More Bodies Found In Lake Wobegon
LAKE WOBEGON, MN—"It's gonna be hard to get the School Choir concert together if that's Ms. Falconer’s chopped-off head bobbing up ...
