GREAT BROOK FARM STATE PARK, MA—"'Tis has been a long and bitter struggle with our foolhardy American cousins," said 2nd Lt. Henry Bertram of ...

PUNTILLA LAKE, AK—"I have to pull it together," added the dog, making a point of directly addressing his musher, two-time Iditarod champion Lance Mackey ...

Dear Wise Old Navajo Man Who Could Really Go For A Hamburger Right Now, My husband and I take lots of vacations together. It...

OSHKOSH, WI—Following the proclamation, the Mattress King and his retinue celebrated with great relish at Tinker's Pub, where the Wild Turkey did freely ...

The big three American automobile manufacturers spent much of last week lobbying Congress for a portion of the economic bailout, lest they go...

NEW ORLEANS—"Please don't run," said the hurricane, addressing residents fleeing from a press conference in the now destroyed Superdome. "I'm not here ...

THE FRONTIER—No matter how bad things get or how dark tomorrow may seem, the one thing Americans can always count on is the promise ...

[media:71533] DARFUR, IA—Residents of Darfur, IA reached out to the international press today, in an attempt to bring greater attention to...

PORTLAND, OR—The health-and-beauty-aids market in the Pacific Northwest city of Portland is on the verge of collapse due to the mass...

DALLAS—The Texas Highway Patrol announced that Dallas and Fort Worth, the state's largest metropolitan area, was killed instantly during...

LOUISVILLE, KY— The Kentucky Department of Motor Vehicles announced yesterday that the game of chicken will be added to the state's...

BOISE, ID—The Idaho Legislature passed a unanimous resolution Monday declaring English the only language the elected assembly knows how to...

LANSING, MI—Michigan's unemployment system had outlasted the state's automotive and industrial sectors as the most enduring job provider.

BOSTON, MA—The 104 members of the upstart Melrose Philharmonic Orchestra of Melrose, MA stood outside Jordan Hall Sunday and passed out demo...

WASHINGTON, DC—Secretary of the Interior Dirk Kempthorne announced yesterday that, in order to deal with a growing population that just...

TOMS RIVER, NJ—Environmentalists fear that the noxious spill could offset Mid-Atlantic breeding patterns for years to come.