ORLAND PARK, IL—For the third uneventful day in a row, members of the Poison Ninjas Club awaited the invasion of their tree house, sources ...

GURNEE, IL—Police have been looking for clues at every ride, game, snack bar, gift shop, and photo-sticker booth.

PASADENA, CA—A team of cold-hearted, killjoy scientists at NASA dismissed the likelihood of complex life on Mars.

PINE BLUFF, AR—Lee Brandt, 11, a fifth-grader at North Woods Elementary School, announced Monday that he and his friends plan to spend Friday night ...

LOS ANGELES—Confusion, embarrassment, and severe cranial trauma were the order of the day Tuesday, when local numbskulls Louis Feinberg, Moses Horwitz, and Jerome Horwitz ...

HARRISON, OH—Four months after hanging up his red blazer, Jack Parker was drawn back to sell one more piece of prime realty.

VERO BEACH, FL–Wishing to look nice for their evening out, Vero Beach retirees Abe and Bernice Wanamaker dressed up Monday for dinner at a ...

BARABOO, WI–Chicago resident Joe Mendenhall, nearly four hours into a seven-hour bus trip he hopes is to Minneapolis, is experiencing serious misgivings about whether ...

Summer is just around the corner, and that means it's almost time for fun in the great outdoors. Here are some tips to make ...

Summer is just around the corner, and that means one thing: family vacations. Here are some tips to make your brood's next trip a ...

WILKES-BARRE, PA–Joan Pavlik, a 49-year-old Wilkes-Barre dental hygienist, is "completely in love with Brazil," despite the fact that she has only seen four square ...

PLEASANT, OH—Lucky second-grader Donny White, 7, enjoyed the thrill of a lifetime Monday, when a full-scale emergency evacuation of his small southern Ohio town ...

ATHENS, GREECE—Iowa State sophomore Dylan Schumacher trudged pathetically past some of the most wondrous achievements of ancient Mediterranean civilization Tuesday, all but unaware of ...

HUNTSVILLE, AL—Fearless muncher Barry Hodge is not afraid to try new or unfamiliar snack-food items.

WASHINGTON, DC—A study released Monday by the U.S. Department of Education revealed that, contrary to the longtime claims of librarians and teachers, books ...

ATLANTA—The world culinary community is hailing the ingenuity of Atlanta-area fat man Gene Bando for his counterintuitive juxtaposition of Aunt Jemima blueberry frozen waffles ...